MASTER OF THE INTERNET on FunnyOrDie.com

So I came across this image reading Woot.com’s blog.  I had a good chuckle and thought I’d let you, the read come up with a CAPTION for this image. Click the image to see more of this new and exciting product.

I so want a pair. You my friend should buy a matching pair. So..do you actually where these in public? I mean..wow! (ht: Woot)